I bet you want to get into that Life-Model-Decoy closet real bad so you can send a clone of yourself to work so you can stay home and play video games! Unfortunately, I think you need the right key...and keychain for that matter! Might I suggest the Marvel Agents of Shield Logo Pewter Keychain?
Measuring 2 inches in diameter with a slightly raised body, this sweet SHIELD keychain is the official way to wrangle up your keys should you work at a certain super secret extra-governmental organization! You know what I'm talking about. *wink wink*