Justice League Silicon Wristband

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Wear the wristband to protect against nuclear fallout.

What? Yes. Look, I'm sure you remember how quickly the US government applied the nuclear option to decimate "Doomsday" regardless of his close proximity to Superman.

When an Apokoliptian vanguard successfully terraforms three-quarters of Gotham City, I'm quite sure the Pentagon will unanimously agree to launch a preventative, definitive nuclear strike.